YHS+Vocab+Minute+Songs

1. "The Noxious Song" by Mrs. O'Neill and Mr. Plunkett
media type="file" key="The Noxious SongM.O'Neill5B.mp3" width="240" height="20" to the tune of “Burning Down the House” by the Talking Heads

Stinking up the house! My house ** pungent  ** with **  rancid  ** fish. That’s right! It’s quite a ** repugnant  ** smell--
 * noxious, fetid ** socks fillin’ up my draws.

Stinking up the house!

My fridge ** pungent ** with three month old meats--that’s right--meat’s got an ** acrid  ** taste-- ** putrid, malodorous  ** is my house.

Stinkin’ up the house!

My house, ‘s’out of the ordinary, That’s right! Don’t want to hurt nobody. Why don’t you come on inside my house! Stinkin’ up the house!

**2. "Staying Contemptible" by Ben Dow, Victor, and Marina** based on "Stayin’ Alive" by The Bee-Gees Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a ** notorious ** man, no time to talk Abominable and disreputable I've been murdering since I was born But it's all right, that's okay You may look the other way You can try to understand How I am an iniquitous man
 * media type="file" key="Ben, Marina, Victor - Stayin' Contemptible.mp3" width="240" height="20"

Whether you're a goody or whether you’re a baddy I’ll be stayin' contemptible, stayin' contemptible Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' I'm a-stayin' nefarious, stayin' nefarious Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' contemptible, stayin' contemptible Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' nefarious

Well now, I get sad and I get low And when I do, I steal kids lollipops Got the temper of the devil in my glow I'm an atrocious man, and I just can't lose You know, it's all right, it's okay I'll live to steal another day You can try to understand That I am an infamous man

= 3. The Confusing Homework Song by Sam Jones and Sierra Mahoney = **//to the tune of "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong//** media type="file" key="The Confusing Homework Song by Sam and Sierra.mp3" width="240" height="20" I am doing math homework I’m so **perplexed** It’s very unclear, **equivocate** and I really don’t know how to do this

These problems are **cryptic** confusing and hard I’m in a **quagmire** the situation’s complex and awkward Math just **baffles** me it’s so bewildering

Multiplication perplexes me Hutch’s explanation was **ambiguous** this problem’s a **conundrum**, such a riddle

I’m in a **quandary** __#|math class__ is in 10 minutes <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: georgia,serif; font-size: small;">The homework was **enigmatic** <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: georgia,serif; font-size: small;">puzzling and intricate

4. "Be Beatific" by Tori Messina and Eavan O'Neill
media type="file" key="Be Beatific2.mp3" width="240" height="20" <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Here’s some **serendipity** <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">that means luck <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">listen closely if you’re emotionally stuck.
 * <span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">based on "Don’t Worry, Be Happy" by Bob Marley **

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Don’t worry, <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">be **<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">beatific. **

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">In life you will have some troubles <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">being **<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">Jovial **<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;"> will fix it on the double

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Don’t worry <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">be **<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">ecstatic ** <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">ooooh oooh oh ooooh oh oh oh oooooooh

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">You’ve got no place to be improper or **<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">blithe ** <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">you gotta be **<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">euphoric **<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;"> throughout your life

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Don’t worry <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">be **<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">jocular **

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Don’t worry <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">be happy

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">So be **jovial** and **jocular** and **beatific** <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">Be **<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">ecstatic **<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;"> and **<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">euphoric **<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;"> and your life will be terrific

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Don’t worry <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">be **<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">ecstatic **

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Sweet **serendipity** is **opportune** <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">a little bit of this and your luck will change soon

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Don’t worry <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">be **<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">beatific **

= 5. It's Time to Be Shrewd by Molly and Stephanie = media type="file" key="Molly, Stephanie Vocab Minute Song.mp3" width="240" height="20" <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">So this is what it means <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">To be **astute** and **shrewd** <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">To understand and make good judgments <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Don't think much. <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">If you have a gut feeling then go with it <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I don't wanna let you down <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I don't wanna bring you down <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">'Cause after all, <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">You're **sagacious** if you have keen judgment <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">You have **erudite** if you're smart <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I'm **perspicacious** and **sage**, <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">And **acumen** and **savvy**, <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">And **judicious** is what I am. = 6. "Twinkle, Twinkle, Heinous Star by Cody Cook and Lucas Uhl = media type="file" key="Twinke Twinkle Heinous Star CCook5B.mp3" width="240" height="20" Twinkle, twinkle, ** heinous ** star. How I wonder how wicked you are.  Up above the world so high  Like a demon in the sky

When the **egregious** sun is gone When he badly scorches on Then you show your corrupt light **Depravity** all the night

Then the **revulsion** in the dark Thank you for your loathing spark He could not see which way to go If you did not disgust him so

In the **odious** sky you keep Repulsive souls that like to creep For you never shut your eye Till the sun is in the sky

As your course and **scurrilous** spark Lights the vulgar in the dark Though I know how gross you are Twinkle, twinkle indecent star

Twinkle **reprehensible** star How deserving of censure you are Up above the world so high Like an **abhorrent** star in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle, **abhorrent** star How I wonder how repugnant you are

= 7. "The Facetious Song" by Lydia and Lauren = media type="file" key="Lauren and Lydia- Vocab Minute %22The Facetious Song%22.mp3" width="240" height="20" My first impression was that you were **droll** Oh so dryly humorous But I soon learned you were **frivolous** and silly When I laughed at our witty **banter** convo
 * based on the song "Cups" by Anna Kendrick **

humorous at the wrong time A little levity….cuz She lacked seriousness And was a funny **jocular j**oker
 * Facetious **

**Flippant** she lacked proper seriousness **Quip,** what a funny remark she was **flippant**, she was **frivolous** she was **jocular** she was all levity oh... she was one funny girl
 * banter, droll, facetious **

**8. "Heinous Things Have Happened" by Liane Rolls and Jacob Cooper **
media type="file" key="Heinous Things Have Happened.mp3" width="240" height="20"

= "Heinous Things Have Happened" by Jacob C. and Liane R. = Song based on "Stranger Things Have Happened" by the Foo Fighters

<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">God this **vile**, foul room <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">This **odious,** revolting tune <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">I'm **abhorrent** to this silence <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">Like cats to dogs <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">This **depravity** I feel <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">For my one last meal <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">As I lay awake the <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">revulsion and the nausea increase <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">Oh, save me, save me from <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">your **egregious** ways <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">I’ll behave, I’ll behave, I’ll behave <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">to get away from you <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">You were not alone, __scurrilous__ guest <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">You forgot but I remember this <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">Stranger, stranger <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">__heinous__ things have happened, I know <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">I am not alone, dear loneliness <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">I forgot that you’re __reprehensible__ <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">Oh stranger, stranger <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">Stranger things have happened, I know
 * <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">CHORUS: **


 * 9. "The Nefarious Song" by C.J. Cawley and Nathan Carolan **

media type="file" key="Notorious Song.mp3" width="240" height="20"

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline;">(Nathan)   To the tune of "Dead Wrong" by Biggie Smalls

Relax and take notes, while we spit these ** notorious ** quotes

Call us ** infamous ** - we’re known - we’re known

Known for some bad quality and deed

Our beats are too ** atrocious **, horrifying indeed


 * Nefarious ** is our taste, so we must make some haste

And steal her Versace shades, right off her face

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline;">(CJ) <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline;">We’re **disreputable**, not considered that respectable <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline;">You say we’re **abominable**, that’s purely irresponsible <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline;">Causing moral revulsion, disgust by compulsion <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline;">This rap may be viewed as **contemptible** <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline;">lowest of the low, irrefutable <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline;">We’ll try and not be too pitiful <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline;">But then again, i’ll see you at your funeral <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: center;"> =** 10. "The Bogus Song" by Even Laukli, Erik Salmon, and Nico Whitty **=
 * Iniquitous ** in the act, never look back
 * To the tune of "We Will Rock You" by Queen**

media type="file" key="Even Eric Nico Bogus song Vocab Minute.mp3" width="240" height="20" Buddy you’re a boy makin' erroneous statements and bogus accusations it’s gonna get you one day  You’ve got fraud on your face,   you big disgrace,   S-P-U-R-I-O-U-S spelled out all over the place   singin’   You are You Are Bogus, Specious   You are You Are Bogus, Specious Buddy you’re fallacious fiction  Your Verisimilitude gonna get you one day   A duplicitous face   You Falsificate   Running Your mouth all over the place You are You Are Bogus, Specious  (Sing it!)   You are You Are Bogus, Specious Buddy you’re sick man  spewing spurious announcements   our lies are gonna bite you back one day   Your answers are fallacious   don't’ obfuscate   duplicity got you here in the first place You are You Are Bogus, Specious  (Sing it!)   You are You Are Bogus, Specious   (All three of us again!) You are You Are Bogus, Specious  You are You Are Bogus, Specious = 11. "The Puzzling Song" by Campbell Dorsett, Amanda Dettmann, = = and Sydney Mogul-Campbell = <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; line-height: 0px; overflow: hidden;">media type="file" key="The Puzzling Song ADettmann5B.mp3" width="240" height="20"
 * <span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">To the tune of "Today is Gonna Be a Great Day" by Bowling for Soup **

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.5;">There's 104 types of puzzling people <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial,sans-serif;"> The awkward, the complex, the cryptic So the gigantic problem for our generation Is finding good ways to explain them...

Like maybe... A quagmire is a boggy land that gives way or a hazardous, weird situation

A quandary notes a dilemma for you (Ahh!) A sticky predicamental plight

Perplexing people are Always surrounding you Or baffling, frustrating things (Oh my gosh! No!)

Finding a conundrum , A riddle or question That seems to drive you insane (Help!)

As you can see There’s ambiguous outcomes All over this crazy world (There really are)

So now you think that this vocab is so helpful It really, isn’t, at all We’re equivocating right at this moment To be extra enigmatic !

(Class! It’s time for a puzzling quiz!)

** 12. "The Heroic Anthem" by Henry Jones, Devin Shields-Auble, and Noah Grondin **
media type="file" key="The Heroic Anthem.mp3" width="240" height="20" I got my hero for the long way round he’s as **audacious** as can be and he sure would like some **tenacious** company he’s leaving tomorrow what do you say.

He is **stalwart** He is loyal He’s as **intrepid** as can be

You’re gonna miss his **gallant** self, so brave and heroic; You’re gonna miss him when he’s gone.

He’s got his ticket for the battlefield filled with the **dauntless** warriors

Its got mountains its got rivers Its got sights that give you shivers But it sure would be better with you

He is **brazen** He is so bold He ain’t got no shame

You’re gonna miss his ** dauntless ** walk You’re gonna miss his **tenacious** talk Ooh you’re gonna miss him when he’s gone

=** 13. "Not Afraid (Brave and Determined Remix)" by Jack Diggins and Lucas Uhl **= media type="file" key="Not Afraid (Brave and Determined Remix) by Jack and Lucas.mp3" width="240" height="20" <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">(I’m not afraid, I’m not afraid, to be __intrepid__, to be __intrepid__ Everybody, everybody, come be __gallant__, come be __gallant__ We’ll walk this road together, through the storm We’ll be __tenacious__, and __audacious__ Just lettin you know, we are __stalwart__ Holla if you feel like you’ve been down the same road!)
 * <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.5;">Real Song: "Not Afraid" by Eminem **

You can try to be __audacious__ with us but only if you’re respectful Yeah we mean taking bold risks, and not being boastful! Ain’t no way you gonna stop us from being __valiant__ We show courage and determination similar to being __gallant__! What you think, I’m being __dauntless__ for me? Nah I’m showing the world how fearless I can be! Imma be what I set out to be, __intrepid__ til the end of me! Yeah fearless, adventurous, as much as one can be! They call me __stalwart__ cause I’m loyal and reliable, I’m __brazen__ buster, yeah it’s undeniable! By __brazen__ I mean no shame and I’m bold, I’m also __tenacious__, cause I keep a firm hold!

14. "Happy, Beneficial, and Lucky" by Colleen, Maddie, and Eleanor O'Gorman
<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">media type="file" key="Sullivan, O'Gorman, Wheeler---vocab minute song.mp3" width="240" height="20" <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Josefin Sans'; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">I cannot believe you think that you are Jocular, you’re funny and playful I know, you’re Jovial, cheerful and friendly and even though you’re blithe and indifferent, maybe a little improper Well I’m Beatific I’m happy and quite Ecstatic too Euphoric, excited and filled with happiness Your timing’s opportune, an approvable tune It’s a wonderful day that’s filled with serendipity <span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: 'Josefin Sans'; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline;">Happy, beneficial and Lucky <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial,sans-serif;"> <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial,sans-serif;"> = 15. “The Frivolous, Flippant, Facetious, Fun Song” by Abbi, Caroline, and Grace = media type="file" key="Vocab Minute - The FFFF Song - Abbi.mp3" width="240" height="20" <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;">__First Verse:__ <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Other people are always flippant <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> They’re never serious like us <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> They dream about being frivolous <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> They want to be careless like us <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Just look at the world around you <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Right here we are jocular <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> We are the life of the party <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> What more are you lookin for?
 * Based on "Best Song Ever" by One Direction **
 * To the tune of “Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid **

<span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 17px; vertical-align: baseline;">__Chorus__: <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Please be silly <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> please be funny <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Darling please banter <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> friendly exchanges <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> teasing remarks! <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> The boring folk they work all day <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> None of them like to laugh and play <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> you should be droll <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> friendly and teasing <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Just be silly

<span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 17px; vertical-align: baseline;">__Second Verse__: <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Some folks are a bit too serious <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> And others can be too facetious <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> They laugh when they shouldn’t at your playful banter <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> And your silly, witty quips <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> You only like pure levity <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Instead of intensity <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Such wonderful droll, dry humor <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> How much funnier could you be?

<span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 17px; vertical-align: baseline;">__Chorus__: <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Please be silly <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> please be funny <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Darling please banter <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> friendly exchanges <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> teasing remarks! <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> The boring folk they work all day <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> None of them like to laugh and play <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> you should be droll <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline;"> friendly and teasing Just be silly <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial,sans-serif;"> <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial,sans-serif;"> **16. "Bogus Man" by Channing Pooley, Karl Munroe, Sabrina Caramando.** <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: arial,sans-serif;">** Banjo played by Thomas Spencer ** **To the tune of "Little Lion Man" by Mumford and Sons** media type="file" key="Bogus Man - Karbrinning.m4a" width="300" height="50" <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #222222; display: block; font-family: Verdana; text-align: center; vertical-align: baseline;"> “Bogus Man” to the tune of Little Lion Man

Sir, I see your hat of hair It’s far from real, don’t try to obfuscate Your toupée’s falling off your head And still you try to tell me “It looks great!”

But that is so fallacious And it is very specious You try to be duplicitous It’s not working, my dear

I can’t believe you lied to me Your hair is fake and now I know you’re bogus I thought I’d love you forever But now I guess that’s erroneous

My love for you was fallacious Because your love was so spurious You gave me the verisimilitude of your heart It’s not working, my dear It’s not working, my dear